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What an incredibly creative waste of paper.
— Man Streets of Frankfurt
Fucking eloquent and eloquently fucked.
— Terence Hartnett
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Linus, our dear mascot
What makes a good mascot? I don't rightly
know— however— I do know one when I see
one. Go ahead and run linus.exe, maybe
you'll see what we see.
Report: What is Whimsical May Appear Gay To the Sufficiently Boring
Seeking to answer the age-old question "is boba-tea gay?" Our research led us to the establishment of a completely new and novel research methodology. We call this breakthrough in relativistic gay sociology "The Gay/Whimsical Spectrum."
Comics!
We have them! They're pretty good. We've also got weird pen & paper games that we invented.
Article: Stoicism is a Bad Cope
RAMBLINGS started out as a riff on Marcus Aurelius's Mediations, eventually it gave us Carte Blanche to ramble on about whatever as long as we felt it was interesting and fit with everything else.
This is a tragic story of life, death, and bad coping mechanisms. You can also find a dramatic reading of this article on YouTube, titled Degenerate Comedian Destroys Western Society with Facts® and Logic™ .
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The JavaScript code on this website is organically produced in-house from free-range programmers— with one single exception— Robert Penner's Easing Functions, which are a set mathematical formulas for doing stuff like this:
look at meee, I'm doing something
— If only he had access to various mathematical formulas for interpolating motion to assist in creating smooth animations...
It's a fascinating topic, and you can even
read Chapter
7 of Robert Penner's book for free on his website! TERMS OF USE - EASING EQUATIONS Open source under the BSD License. Copyright © 2001 Robert Penner
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and tears. I also use a heavily modified version
of 98.css
as well
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The hypertext in this document was ethically sourced from the depths of hyperspace we did a lot of acid in Frankfurt, it's a long story.
